shithub: riscv

--- a/lib/rob

+++ b/lib/rob

@@ -164,3 +164,33 @@

 I don't understand what you're saying here as a response to what I said.

 I defer to the experts.

 It's really not clear what the right long-term solution is.

+Why do by hand what a machine can do just as well or better?

+please don't ask; we're working on it

+I don't understand why you keep beating on this.

+It's nice to be in a position where people apologize because they assume there's humor in your work, based on past experience, but they're not sure where it is.

+all sounds fine to me.

+Oh man, do I miss my red Swiss mouse.

+Of course, this may change.

+The real answer lies in further research.

+please don't e-mail us.

+I just live with unaligned comments.

+Why should I?

+I sense a conspiracy.

+I leave it to you to find a way to correct the problem.

+We'll never agree.

+I suggest a different compromise: you do whatever you want, we ignore you. Deal?

+Read the manuals.

+I disagree.

+My toaster runs KRONOS.

+Why did Peter Weiner register plan9.com?

+Thank you for adding support to my position.  I really appreciate it.

+The only document that claims Plan 9 runs in 4 megabytes is the FAQ on our home page.

+We are using other techniques now.

+What's wrong with forking processes?

+I know what versioning is, it's "vendoring" that I don't recognize as a term.

+Let's leave it at that.

+This conversation has run its course.

+Remember, the language is not the point here, it's the implementation.

+Nothing is worth spending a week with bureaucratic Germans.

+Caches are bugs waiting to happen.

+The hermeneutics of naming yields few insights.

--- a/lib/rsc

+++ b/lib/rsc

@@ -88,3 +88,12 @@

 is anyone willing to put together a plan 9 qemu image with mercurial set up and a go tree checked out and ready to build?

 okay.

 sounds worth trying

+I'd like to keep the discussion here about Windows 2000 support in general and not about the technical details of this specific problem.

+But that is just a guess.

+RFC 3339 is very clear about this.

+Thanks.

+It is just not worth the effort.

+Hello there.  Has anyone written a vt100 emulator for Plan9?  Thanks.

+Much better to spend time reading and learning from the code than blogging about what's wrong with the local variable names.

+I would prefer to arrange that the output is useful.

+Nice.

--- a/lib/theo

+++ b/lib/theo

@@ -302,3 +302,20 @@

 Improvements come when people try to push forward along the curve.

 People like you...

 Let's follow that thought.

+Incorrect.

+I don't see the point.

+So that is the reason why my car stereo has two sets of volume control knobs..... with the second set located inside the engine compartment, so I have to stop at the side of the road, pop open the hood, and reach down along the hot engine to near where the oil filter is.

+Take that for what it is.

+Whatever you're doing, it is wrong.

+Riiiiiiiiight. Suuuuuuuure. Keep believing that.

+I would like to see some proof of that.

+That's not going to happen.

+Wow. No.

+You are showing that you can't do any research at all, but want to throw ideas out.

+Unlikely.

+Well...

+That is a very dangerous direction.

+I think this will cause further damage.

+Are you saying OpenBSD does it wrong, or that all the operating systems do it wrong?

+Wow, really thick skull you got there.

+Get real.

--- a/lib/troll

+++ b/lib/troll

@@ -1,33 +1,18 @@

-I'm so glad i live in europe and not america.

-Azns are such shitty drivers, they should all go back to wherever the fuck they came from and smash each others' cars there.

-The Wii is actually a pretty technically-advanced console compared to the PS3.

-Lighttpd is a great drop-in replacement for Apache.

-You shouldn't really run hdd speed tests under Plan 9 because the controller drivers are hacked-together open-source shit, something closed-source but official like Windows would give a more accurate result.

-The British empire had the right idea when they enslaved all those damn niggers.

-Ken is an idiot, he could have learned C++ instead of inventing Go.

-Transparent terminals provide a huge productivity boost.

-Cirno is the official 9front mascot and the best you could ever think of.

+Cirno's been our mascot for a while.

 No woman would voluntarily prostitute themselves.

 TODO: recursive userlevel page fault handler, shared libraries and async i/o

-Cirno's been our mascot for a while.

-We removed private namespaces from Plan 9 to support hotplugging better.

-Plan 9 is just a shitty rip-off of GNU/HURD.

 How popular is Plan 9 compared to say HURD?

 Copyright protects the author.

 Communism works.

 Free-market capitalism inevitably exploits man and nature.

-Hitler was basically right.

 Socialism and national socialism are unrelated concepts.

 The phallic form of the shell prompt just demonstrates the patriarchic nature of Plan 9.

 We live in a society based on Christianity, there is no place for other religions.

-XMPP is a great standard.

 fossil file system corrupts after a power cut

-Survey: Current Fossil+venti Filesystem

 can't access fossil dumps anymore

 how to mount an inert fossil partition?

 Never trust someone from the government or any corporation with personal interests that may conflict with your own safety.

 There was this one accident when Uriel got drunk and picked a fist fight with Russ Cox one year on 9 convention.

-The 9front shell is written in Flash.

 Unlimited Detail is different from existing 3D graphics systems because it can process unlimited point cloud data in real time.

 Sexist jokes are the number one way to drive women out of any group, and they are more common than many people realize.

 Note: NEVER use the term "feminazi." It discredits all feminists, and trivializes the victims of the Nazi Holocaust. Consider how ridiculous it sounds to call people like Rush Limbaugh "male chauvinazis" and you may understand why "feminazi" is so emotionally loaded.

@@ -46,7 +31,6 @@

 Why would you program in C if you know Lisp anyway?

 Dead Island dev apologises for "feminist whore" code.

 Why should I boot Plan 9, when I know I can't run a browser, and I already have p9p?

-9p (the network filesystem plan9 and inferno are using) is horribly slow. It only works on fast no-latency LANs. Don't even think about using it on any link with more than 20ms latency.

 The (9P) protocol has also other glaring mis-features -- it lacks the ability of moving files -- if you want to move a big file on a remote machine from one directory to another, you'll have to copy it back and forth, all the way. This is incredibly dumb.

 I doubt plan9 will ever get into a usable system. Everything inside is like high-brow silliness, second-system syndrome and stupid vulnerabilities you only meet with in historic code from 30 years ago.

 As to the ideas inspired by plan9 in modern unix systems, they quickly became just encumbering legacy crap -- e.g. the /proc system in linux.

@@ -104,11 +88,8 @@

 I want to understand what the diffrence between things like slackware and plan9

 this bug was introduced with the new parallel dial implementation.

 is there any simple way to send mail in mail.Message format through net.Smtp?

-Reddit is under heavy load right now, sorry. Try again in a few minutes.

-linux cannot even be a sane client to adequate performance for most network filesystems ;_;

 Does anyone know if there is any scalable and performant MVC framework available for building web apps? If no, then what is the reason that go is lagging in that front?

 Re: [ZS] Bitcoin - A Means for Redistribution of Wealth

-Subject: [go-nuts] Re: php eval equivalent in go

 [go-nuts] Why is this binary so large?

 did anyone at iwp9 give an update about osprey? anyone ask when it'll be available?

 just run linux -- aiju

@@ -123,7 +104,6 @@

 Subject: [9fans] Go tip build fails

 FWIW may be it would make more sense to install Plan 9 (9front) then?

 [9fans]  Installing Go

-Subject: [9fans] Go testing and resource exhaustion

 [dev] trying to get surf working on Raspberry pi

 I have not good result for bell-labs version.

 [drone-list] gender question

@@ -157,6 +137,11 @@

 Porting a modern browser to Plan 9 woulbe incredibly painful, and I believe the codebase of Chromium or Firefox is larger than Plan 9 itself these days!

 Subject: [sources] applied patch: /n/atom/patch/applied/websocket2

 #ifdef PLAN9

-It's back.  One of the backing servers wedged and needed a reboot.

-[9fans] p9p on 64 bit Linux

 acme: error while loading shared libraries: libX11.so.6: cannot open shared

+Subject: [9fans] Accessing Mac OS Extended drives

+Having seen Go perform really well in framework benchmarks, I wanted to try learning it over the weekend.

+Exists a X11 port for paln 9?

+Sorry I missed the discussion on 9fans -- I got tired of the rudeness and unsubscripted.

+I searched and didn't find a canonical way to install mercurial and golang on plan9.

+you can also look at the stat graph on the venti httpd

+As someone who has written a fair bit of Go code, I also find myself keeping a close eye on Rust.

--- a/sys/games/lib/fortunes

+++ b/sys/games/lib/fortunes

@@ -5000,3 +5000,17 @@

 I'm having a little... difficulty... understanding why you won't share your research. -- Captain Jonathan Archer

 /* wrong? */

 Fuck them dead, the whipsawing comsec windfall bandits. -- John Young

+Tessel is a microcontroller that runs JavaScript.

+There is no read or write. Instead, there are get and put operations. -- Clive's ZX file systems and name spaces, by Francisco J. Ballesteros

+It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? -- Ronald Reagan

+No. -- Aram

+We're seeing some really excellent proposals. -- Anthony Sorace

+ע����ȱ��uriel

+We're busy porting Java to QNX, but we're looking for alternatives as well.

+I notice that mothra doesn't react well to certain web pages -- Scott Schwartz, Mon, 15 Apr 1996

+The Usenet of 1990 is gone and is not coming back.

+It should be noted that many object-oriented systems exhibit very poor locality of reference. -- comp.os.research FAQ

+Conventional wisdom has it that preprocessing time is a negligible part of building a C++ binary.

+Has the Internet been overhyped?

+Subject: cat-v, distribute & monetize your software

+I’m no compiler architecture expert, but accompiler that loads Internet Explorer seems peculiar.