ref: 0f890140f25324aa076b10f146840f6d7dc85a3a
dir: /rc/bin/valley/
#!/bin/awk -f BEGIN { srand phrases=", like,\ , y'know,\ , or whatever,\ , umm,\ , for sure," len=split (phrases, phrase, /\n/) } { split ( $0, parts, /,/) for (i=1; i<length(parts); i++) { printf "%s", parts[i] ind = 1+int(rand * 1000)%len; printf "%s", phrase[ind] } print parts[i] # print $0 }