ref: f42f1f2dbdc59b8b065e9740ca51eddd2f5ae698
dir: /rc/bin/bullshit/
#!/bin/rc rfork e if(~ $#1 0) file=/lib/bullshit if not file=$1 awk ' function min(a, b){ if(a > b) return b else return a } function suffix(){ if(hassuffix = (rand() < 0.2)) return suffixes[int(rand() * nsuffix)] return "" } $2 == "*" { protocol[nprotocol++] = $1; next } $2 == "$" { end[nend++] = $1; next } $2 == "%" { suffixes[nsuffix++] = $1; next } $2 == "^" { start[nstart++] = $1; next } $2 == "|" { noend[nword] = 1 } { word[nword++] = $1; next } END { srand() last = -1 out = 0 total = int(rand() * 7) + 3 n = int(rand() * min(total - out, 3)) for(i = 0; i < n; i++) printf "%s ", start[int(rand() * nstart)] out += n hassuffix = 0 n = int(rand() * min(total - out, 3)) for(i = 0; i < n; i++) printf "%s%s ", word[last = int(rand() * nword)], suffix() out += n if(rand() > 0.5){ n = int(rand() * 3) for(i = 0; i < n; i++) printf "%s %s", protocol[int(rand() * nprotocol)], (i != n-1) ? "over " : "" out += n last = -1 hassuffix = 0 } n = int(rand() * min(total - out, 3)) if(out + n == 1 || last == -1) n += 2 for(i = 0; i < n; i++) printf "%s%s ", word[last = int(rand() * nword)], suffix() if(rand() < 0.1 || (last >= 0 && noend[last]) || hassuffix) printf "%s ", end[int(rand() * nend)] print "" } ' $file